Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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