Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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