Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
that's an acceptable place to lick
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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