dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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