just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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