I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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