Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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