Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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