I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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