apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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