Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
At least make sure they are 18
Why
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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