we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think im going to throw up on grandma
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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