Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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