That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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