Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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