all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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