Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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