ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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