You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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