go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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