Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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