fuck your aforementioned shoe
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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