is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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