Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Life is so much better after having sex.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
ttyl tear gas
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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