I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
