So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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