Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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