I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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