i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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