I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
