girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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