I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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