i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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