having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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