Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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