"it" just moved
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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