I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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