If i come over, it means nothing
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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