The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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