Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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