Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
MIDGETS
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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