I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
