if i died would you start the facebook group?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
