It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
