If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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