Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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