i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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