ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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