Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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