I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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