How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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