People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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