I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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