Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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