dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
