fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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