My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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