And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
