you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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